Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
