If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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