NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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