My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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