This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
