people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
worst night to have a conscience
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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