Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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