NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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