best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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