yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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