who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
