I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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