the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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