i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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