So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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