I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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