I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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