If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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