He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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