so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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