So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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