if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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