You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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