I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
