I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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