I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Bring me that man meat
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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