Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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