Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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