Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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