marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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