we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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