Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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