Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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