Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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