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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
FUCK WHALES
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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