The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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