i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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