I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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