im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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