I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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