at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just wanna soil my oats bro
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
