Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
how do flat chested girls get laid?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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