How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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