I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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