Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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