We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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