About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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