I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
is it fun? or sober?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
