I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
organizing the empties. That sober.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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