Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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