They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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