No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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