I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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