Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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