Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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