If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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