This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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